**”Coffee is free most often, but tea… well, not so much. Why? Is it a pirate vs. cartel thing? A global conspiracy orchestrated by mysterious forces? Or maybe it’s China’s fault, with its centuries-old tea culture demanding premium pricing? Whatever the reason, the coffee vs. tea battle rages on, with coffee winning the ‘freebie’ game. Who knows what’s behind this caffeinated mystery, but for now, we’ll just take the free coffee and ponder the tea conundrum.
This one’s dedicated to Sam Altman, whose pants I can’t help but admire. A man of both style and substance, making the world just a little more enjoyable to watch.“**
